Donald Trump releases 3rd Birth Certificate, experts authenticate

Scientist examines document

Donald Trump's Birth Certificate

Victorious again

Donald Trump "trumped" President Barack Obama by releasing his 3rd version of his birth certificate. "It absolutely amazes me how I have moved ahead of the President on this issue." said Mr. Trump. "My team of scientists have mulled over every inch of this certificate, as you can see. And yet I have yet to hear from anyone from the President's third-grade class. Interesting."