Monday, March 21, 2011

Breaking News!!..Essex Man allows car to enter lane

7:04pm....Jerod Shackhalter of Essex Maryland, driving in a 2009 blue Ford Focus, nearly caused a panic when he allowed a 2007 Chevy Camaro to enter his lane. Shackhalter, travelling the speed limit on the outer-loop, inexplicably slowed his vehicle slightly to allow the Chevy Camaro, also travelling the speed limit, to enter his lane upon seeing the flashing turn blinker of the Chevy Camaro. Sheriff Ned Metsner said "it has to be the weirdest act of driving that I have seen in all my years on the force. A car requested to enter another car's lane, and it was allowed. I guess if you live long enough, you'll see it all." Shackhalter was tested for signs of substance use, but test showed none present in his system. An on-looker described what seemed to be the mood of many of the witnesses, "to allow a car to enter your own lane because the driver requests it, to not speed up and ignore that other car, perhaps the terrorists have won after all." Story developing...

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