Breaking News...NFL Commissioner Goodell No Longer Gives a S***

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, speaking from his office in New York, told a group of reporters that he no longer gives a "s***" about the NFL players, draft, or lock-out. "I really cant take this anymore, all day with the players and the lock out, and the this and the that. It's too much. As far as I'm concerned, they can all just kiss my ass. I mean, enough is enough. The whole thing has given me a headache. Could you guys just go now, and please shut the door. I need a nap."