President of the Day: Today we Celebrate: President Martin Van Buren

Apples and Oranges

Oh the papers will tell you that you can't compare apples and oranges. But what if you did? Even though they are separated by 90 million years in evolution, they are both fruit trees. Do you really think that they are similar? Have you ever tasted either an apple or an orange? We will have to agree to disagree on this topic. 

Cha Sun Hwa

여기 차 일 정화라는 여성입니다. 그녀는 한국의 모델과 그것에 아주 좋은 하나입니다. 그녀의 그림이 가난한 블로그에 대한 관객 연행 바랍니다. 아마도 당신은 블로그에 웃으면서 사진을 본 후에 그것에게 반환됩니다. 내가 잘 좋겠다.

James Earl Jones

James Earl Jones, termed "one of the greatest and most versatile actors in American history", has been ordered by his physician to use a medical ventilator due to breathing difficulties brought on by recent health concerns. The use of this machine has caused a deep, drawn-out inhaling and exhaling sound, followed by a click, to go along with his iconic voice every time he speaks. In the bidness we refer to this as either "severe irony" or "magical realism."

Dundalk Man Regrets Fulfilled Wish

Hal Dorchrock, of Dundalk, Maryland, has expressed to family and friends his regret for his "one wish". When given the opportunity to have or to be anything he wanted in the Universe, Dorchrock made what seemed like a brilliant choice at the time..to become Kate Upton's bicycle seat. In a Faustian turn of events, it turns out that Upton, a world-famous SI Swimsuit model, only bikes a couple of times a year. "I spend a great deal of time just sitting in a dark storage area," explains Dorchrock. "While the few times that I've gotten to enjoy my wish have been great, I should have, perhaps, done a bit more research into Upton's habits".

What the What???

The ESPN world-wide broadcast of the Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest mysteriously scored 0.0 Nielsen ratings in the countries of Burundi, the Congo, Zimbabwe, Liberia, and Eritrea. Executives at the sports broadcasting juggernaut were at wits end in determining the reason for the low ratings of a sporting contest where dufuses stuff large quantities of food in their mouths as quickly as possible. Weird!

It Was So Hot...

It was Hot in Baltimore today.
How hot was it?

It was so hot, while walking through Druid Hill Park, I spotted a squirrel fanning his nuts.

Movie: Ted

"Ted" : As a result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's favorite News Anchor, Ted Baxter, comes to life and has been by his side ever since- a friendship that is tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from the relationship.