Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Breaking News!!... Charlie Sheen to sail "Ra III"


Charlie Sheen announced today plans to sail a 45 foot balsa raft across the Pacific following in the steps of Norwegian explorer Thor Heyerdahl. "While I do believe Heyerdahl's postulations about ancient peoples being able to cross much further distances than once thought were correct, I feel a third such expedition, successfully completed, would put an end to speculation."

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