Friday, December 23, 2011

NFL commissioner bumps head, refuses treatment


NFL commissioner Roger Goodell was cleaning his desk today right before the office Christmas party when he accidentally bumped his head on a shelf. Office aides attempted to talk Goodell into going to see a doctor when Goodell started to complain of being dizzy and suffering nauseousness and especially when he began to refer to his printer as "Bobby". Goodell refused any treatment and said he thought everyone was "overreacting and making a big deal out of nothing. Why are all these decorations up in the lobby?"

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