Sunday, December 11, 2011

Local Curmudgeon's Startling Claim: "I may not know everything"

Oscar Seymour of Halethorpe, Maryland, made a stunning pronouncement today while sitting on a bench at the street corner. "I may be old but that doesn't mean I know everything," said Seymour. "In fact, there's a great deal   that I don't know. I'm not that educated, nor do I really read the papers." Seymour's declaration became even more startling when he added, "I really shouldn't be giving out an opinion at all on most topics." 

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