After almost 4 years of patiently awaiting the new episode of "Mad Men" I anxiously sat in front of my television for the new episode hoping to see what happens to the gang at Sterling Draper Vincent Price Ad agency, martini in hand. Wait, if you haven't yet seen the episode please read no further as it will destroy your enjoyment. Okay then the episode begins, wait are you sure that you want to read further? This could really mess things up for you if you haven't seen it. It will annihilate your television viewing experience. Let me continue. Okay so the year is sometime in the 1960's. Wait, are you really certain that you want to continue, knowing that the pleasure that you derive from viewing this television masterpiece could be spoiled by reading further? By reading a review, it will remove all surprises. If I were you, I wouldn't read on. Don't read on, it will mess things up for you. You have so little to live for, what purpose would be served by reading a review of a show you haven't yet seen? Why would you destroy the enjoyment of this program, something you've been waiting so long for, by reading this? I can’t really go on; I don’t trust that you haven’t seen this episode and reading a review will ruin the only enjoyment you get in your sad little life. The good news for you is that the show was horrible beyond words.
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