Uncle Rush stops the space-time continuum (DB)

Rush Limbaugh just now said that the Republican field of Presidential contenders is "one of the weakest we've seen." Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Total protonic reversal! Rush actually right about something. A broken clock is right twice a day. A big load of lard gassing on for 2 decades, 5 days a week, three hours daily, finally says something accurate and fair. Also today while on the air, Rush both verbally defeated and completely devoured a turkey and ham sandwich. Is there something wrong with me that I'm starting to like the guy??