Harry Houdini was found today in chains in a chest in his New York home, ironically on this, his 137th birthday, still living, yet wrapped since 1926. "Where is that damn assistant? I've been in this chest for 85 years. You think you hire good people," Mr Houdini remarked when discovered. "I'm going to be sending President Coolidge a very nasty telegram! Wait, Republicans can't still be around, can they?? Anyway..I told you I'd get out. Skeptics..bah!"
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