Charlie Sheen Breaking news!!! Seeks custody of Angus T Jones

In a interview coming out today, team Sheen from the Sober Valley Ranch outlined Charlie's plan to sue for custody of Angus T. Jones, the actor who played "Jake" in the "Two and a Half Men" comedy series. "Just because the show is ending doesn't mean I'm giving up on my responsibilities. Jake is more than my nephew, more than the "1/2" he was always relegated to be. I don't just walk out on family". Charlie had no reply when reminded that Angus is an 18 year old actor and of no actual relation.