GOP needs KeyRinger (DB)

Today Mitch McConnell asked "Mr President, where is the leadership?"..Previously, John Boehner asked "Mr President, where are the jobs?"...and of course, the oldie but goodie from GOP birthers "Mr President, where is that birth certificate?" The solution..the remote key finder! This thing finds anything, check this line from their site :

The KeyRinger™ is the most advanced remote control locator and lost  key finder available today! The KeyRinger key finder is for everyone who loses  household items from keys to TV remote controls, needs to save precious time,  and wants to avoid the stress and anxiety of not knowing where something is."