Friday, August 5, 2011

United States loses AAA membership

In an unexpected development, the United States announced it was ending its AAA membership. No longer interested in receiving hotel discounts, roadside assistance, or free maps, the United States of America has decided to end its decades-long membership in the auto club. In other news, “the Onion” website is starting a ‘pay wall’ in several weeks, while this site remains free. 

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