Tuesday, February 14, 2012

New World Record in Drug-Dealer Olympics!

Gold-Winner seeing no jail tonight!

Kyle Doyle, of The Hague, set a new world-record at the 99th World Drug-Dealer Olympics being held this year in Jamaica, New York, when he kicked his incriminating drug stash a whopping 17 feet into an underbrush on the side of the road as his car was stopped and searched by the police. Not only did Doyle break the previous record of 15 feet set back in 1997 by a Rastafarian, but the stash was so skillfully kicked, it could not be found!

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