Sunday, May 15, 2011

World has already ended for Harold Camping

Harold Camping isn't waiting for next week for the world to end. Having just been dumped by his girlfriend Darla, he is telling friends that the world has already ended. "That B^^^^h really tore my heart out and chewed it up. What's the point of going on?" said Camping to a close friend. "Harold is really broken up about this," said the friend. "His only satisfaction is that the universe will be imploding in about 6 days so his ex won't be able to enjoy too much time with Marty, the dentist from Durham he's 90 percent sure she dumped him for."

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