Monday, September 23, 2013

Shocking: Essex Man Seen Eating Same Sandwich On Same Day At Five Different Locations


Baltimore authorities documented an Essex man who was seen eating the same sandwich at five different locations on the same day, last Thursday, September 19. At 11:30am the subject was seen leaving a Subway at 1127 Eastern Avenue, taking the initial bites out of a newly-purchased foot-long Italian cold-cut sub. At 12:41, he was spotted in front of the Wal-Mart at 6420 Petrie Way in Baltimore city, taking more bites out of the sub. At 1:33 pm, there he was again at a Towson bookstore on Joppa Road continuing to devour the sandwich. At 3:17 he was noticed at the Light Rail station in front of Oriole Park in downtown Baltimore chomping away. With mayonnaise dripping onto his hand, he showed up in front of the RC movie theater in Arbutus, still working on this same sub. The day-long nightmare seemed to come to a merciful end at 4:22 when he was crumbling up the sub’s wrapper and throwing it into a trash receptacle near the AMF Bowling Alley on Ritchie Highway in Glen Burnie.



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