Bad Brain News From Sweden

The Swedish Institute on Brain Research, otherwise known as "Svenskt Institue på hjärnforskning", has released some disturbing news: contrary to the myth that we are only using ten-percent of our brains, the truth is we are actually using closer to 99 percent of our brains. Some motivational speakers and professional athletes are somehow using 110 percent of their brains. Well, guess there's no reason to hold my calls now.