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Dr. Henry Jay Heimlich (born Henry Judah Heimlich; February 3, 1920) is an American physician who has received credit as the inventor of abdominal thrusts, more commonly known as the Heimlich maneuver. Did you know that this same Dr. Jay Heinrich Heimlich has a grandson, Cody, who is the star quarterback of the Garden City New Jersey Fighting Huguenots? Which just happens to be the most powerful high school football team on the entire eastern seaboard? Did you also know that this team was favored by three touchdowns against the Edison New Jersey Tungsten Filaments? But as the game unfolded, Heimlich missed open receivers, fumbled snaps, and generally crumbled under the pressure of securing an easy Championship victory. All coaches and local newspapers were at a loss as to how to adequately describe the phenomenon of a favored team failing to win a game through the actions of one player not performing anywhere near his capability. Sadly, grandpa could only stand on the sidelines and do nothing to prevent this from happening. Weird!