Friday, July 6, 2012

Dundalk Man Regrets Fulfilled Wish


Hal Dorchrock, of Dundalk, Maryland, has expressed to family and friends his regret for his "one wish". When given the opportunity to have or to be anything he wanted in the Universe, Dorchrock made what seemed like a brilliant choice at the time..to become Kate Upton's bicycle seat. In a Faustian turn of events, it turns out that Upton, a world-famous SI Swimsuit model, only bikes a couple of times a year. "I spend a great deal of time just sitting in a dark storage area," explains Dorchrock. "While the few times that I've gotten to enjoy my wish have been great, I should have, perhaps, done a bit more research into Upton's habits".

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