"Mercury" Morris reviews Palin film

Eugene Edward "Mercury Morris", former NFL running-back, cocaine aficionado, and 'de facto' spokesperson for the 'under-appreciated' 1972 unbeaten, untied, 17-0, Miami Dolphins NFL football team, is the guest movie reviewer this week. He will be reviewing the just -released Sarah Palin documentary titled "The Undefeated".

"The first thing I noticed about this movie was the title. W-What?! W-What?! Undefeated?? What happened in 2008, b****h? Are they trying to kid me?? The best I could see is she 2-1, with one withdrawal. I was just flabbergasted when they tried to say "undefeated". Yeah, she was only vice-president, but she still lost. On the other hand, our back-up quarterback at the time, Earl Morrall, he helped us win 11 games on our way to no losses. We actually were 'undefeated' in 1972. Next in this movie, they show clip after clip of stand-up comics taking shots at the governor. Lady, please. Do they know what it was like to win every game, yet the only moment from that year anyone remembers is when our kicker tried to throw a pass? Anyway this movie overall blows. To my parole officer, not that kind of blow. As always, Dolphins were 17 and 0. Thanks."