1. Ted Baxter worked alongside a producer, Lou Grant, who was sly as a fox..Sean Hannity does a production for Fox News which he takes for granted
2. Ted Baxter had mercurial displays of temper..Sean Hannity takes his temperature with a thermometer that uses mercury
3. Ted Baxter worked with a bald writer named Murray Slaughter..Sean Hannity once slaughtered a man named Murray for being bald
4. Ted Baxter was born in 1931 to a 31 year old mother...Sean Hannity was born in 1961 to a 61 year old sister
5. Ted Baxter often spoke in the "vocal fry register"...Sean Hannity vocalized his registered fries
6. Ted Baxter worked with actress Betty White...Sean Hannity likes white people, some named Betty
7. Ted Baxter was played by Ted Knight....Sean Hannity plays with teddies and will never be knighted
8. Ted Baxter referred to his Johnson as "peter"...Sean Hannity refers to his peter as "Johnson"
9. Ted Baxter had no secretary named Lincoln...Sean Hannity had no secretary named Kennedy
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