Orioles hold Odd and Ambiguously Offensive "GiveAway" Night
Remember
the Star Trek episode “Amok Time” where Captain Kirk pretends to die after a
fight with Spock? William Shatner’s death scene in that was shorter and less
painful to watch than the Orioles sad and protracted season’s end. To make
things worse, the Orioles had one of the strangest “giveaway” nights on record last Thursday when they promoted a free Chris Davis lawn jockey to the first 37,000 fans in attendance. Of course, 38,000 people showed up for the game. Luckily, only about 200 of the 1,000 people left out of getting a Chris Davis lawn jockey even owned front yards. Fucking Orioles. Aww, just kidding, still love dem O's.
Remember
the Star Trek episode “Amok Time” where Captain Kirk pretends to die after a
fight with Spock? William Shatner’s death scene in that was shorter and less
painful to watch than the Orioles sad and protracted season’s end. To make
things worse, the Orioles had one of the strangest “giveaway” nights on record last Thursday when they promoted a free Chris Davis lawn jockey to the first 37,000 fans in attendance. Of course, 38,000 people showed up for the game. Luckily, only about 200 of the 1,000 people left out of getting a Chris Davis lawn jockey even owned front yards. Fucking Orioles. Aww, just kidding, still love dem O's.
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