Sixteen year-old Jessica Ahlquist was awarded a 40,000 dollar college scholarship by the American Humanist Association for standing up for to her school's use of a prayer banner. When hearing the news, the self-proclaimed atheist Alquist exclaimed, "I won a 40,000 dollar scholarship?? Thank God!"....OOOOOHHHH! We got you, little Miss Perfect Atheist! Who exactly were you thanking for your scholarship, some floating cosmic protoplasm?? We saw what you did! No scholarship for you! We guess you’ll have to earn your scholarship like all the non-atheists, by lying on the application. Sorry!
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