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Tuesday, February 18, 2014
Comedy Club has Best Veal
What restaurant serves the best veal in the city? The Maryland Restaurant Enthusiasts Association has named the Baltimore "Comedy Club" as winner of the Best Veal in the city. Awesome, eh?
Thursday, January 23, 2014
Paradise Lost Joke of the Week!
Why did Adam and Eve have to stop looking through all their magazines? Because too many people clicked "clear browsing history 'since the 'beginning of time'" on their Google machines!
Monday, January 20, 2014
Another NFL Joke of The Week!
Why did Seattle Seahawks Cornerback Richard Sherman give a speech about old newspapers, crumbled candy-bar wrappers, broken glass, half-eaten apples, and used tin cans? Because he was "Trash" talking!
Saturday, January 11, 2014
Return of "NFL Joke of The Week"
Back by no demand, its NFL Joke of the Week: Why did the NFL try to end the sale of sofas to prisons? They were trying to stop "Con Cushions"!
Saturday, January 4, 2014
Aaron Rodgers Addresses Rumors: "Yep, I'm Cold"
Packer's Quarterback Aaron Rodgers addressed the media before Sunday's game, putting to rest internet rumors that had gone viral this week. "Yep, I'm cold," said Rodgers. "Its time I spoke about it, answering the constant questions. And not just chilly, it is fucking freezing out here."
Wednesday, January 1, 2014
Review: Best Sports Book of The Season..Red Barnes' "Matt Stafford and Sam Bradford, A Distinction Without a Difference"
Sports-writing legend Red Barnes has just penned a new book, "Matt Stafford and Sam Bradford, A Distinction Without A Difference", examining the incredible careers of Lion's Quarterback Matt Stafford and Ram's Quarterback Sam Bradford. In Barnes' riveting tome, he examines the spectacular personalities and careers of these two iconic sports figures. Barnes gives us an elegant exposition on how to tell these two figures apart, and argues convincingly that they are not the same person. While not exactly a "must" read, certainly a "should' read. In bookstores nowhere.
Monday, December 23, 2013
Man Acquires Mouse for His Pocket to Correctly Refer to Himself as "We"
Phil McKraken, of Halethorpe, MD, grew tired of people asking him if "he had a mouse in his pocket" whenever he referred to his friends and himself engaging in an activity together. When he would say to his friends, "Hey we better get to the store", they would ask him if he "had a mouse in his pocket" to justify why he said "we" instead of just mentioning that he himself was going to the store. Problem solved now that Phil purchased a mouse to carry around in his pant's pocket.
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
During last night's MNF broadcast, Jon Gruden Realizes Peyton, Eli, and Archie Manning All Related
While dissecting the Bronco's exploitation of Oakland's 'cover two" defense during last night's Monday Night Football broadcast, ESPN football analyst Jon Gruden suddenly figured out that Denver quarterback Peyton Manning is the brother of Giants' quarterback Eli Manning, and that they are both former Saints' quarterback Archie Manning's sons. "I guess it makes sense but I totally never saw it," admitted Gruden.
Monday, September 23, 2013
Shocking: Essex Man Seen Eating Same Sandwich On Same Day At Five Different Locations
Baltimore authorities documented an Essex man who was seen eating
the same sandwich at five different locations on the same day, last Thursday,
September 19. At 11:30am the subject was seen leaving a Subway at 1127 Eastern Avenue, taking the initial bites out of a newly-purchased foot-long Italian cold-cut
sub. At 12:41, he was spotted in front of the Wal-Mart at 6420 Petrie Way in
Baltimore city, taking more bites out of the sub. At 1:33 pm, there he was again
at a Towson bookstore on Joppa Road continuing to devour the sandwich. At 3:17
he was noticed at the Light Rail station in front of Oriole Park in downtown
Baltimore chomping away. With mayonnaise dripping onto his hand, he showed up
in front of the RC movie theater in Arbutus, still working on this same sub. The
day-long nightmare seemed to come to a merciful end at 4:22 when he was crumbling
up the sub’s wrapper and throwing it into a trash receptacle near the AMF
Bowling Alley on Ritchie Highway in Glen Burnie.
Sunday, September 22, 2013
Crack Back, Blu Shows Balls, Electronic Crack Pipe...Mothu Fucka!
Everyone hates all dem damn smokers. However, they can't throw them smokers out of their clubs now because of Blu Electronic Cigarette. Well, even more people hate crack pipe use, so the brains down at R & D at Blu didnt need a house to fall on them to take the logical next step....Electronic Crack Pipe.
Benefits Over Traditional Crack Pipes
- No Ash, No Smell
- No rock smoke, only vapor (well, if thats what they want to call it)
- Smoke in many places where traditional crack pipes aren’t allowed!
- Over 50% cheaper than buying crack pipes..less messy
- More socially acceptable than regular rock
Orioles hold Odd and Ambiguously Offensive "GiveAway" Night
Remember
the Star Trek episode “Amok Time” where Captain Kirk pretends to die after a
fight with Spock? William Shatner’s death scene in that was shorter and less
painful to watch than the Orioles sad and protracted season’s end. To make
things worse, the Orioles had one of the strangest “giveaway” nights on record last Thursday when they promoted a free Chris Davis lawn jockey to the first 37,000 fans in attendance. Of course, 38,000 people showed up for the game. Luckily, only about 200 of the 1,000 people left out of getting a Chris Davis lawn jockey even owned front yards. Fucking Orioles. Aww, just kidding, still love dem O's.
Sunday, September 15, 2013
When There Was A Food...
If you remember when Pizza Hut used to serve the "Priazzo" then you are very lucky, and most likely, old. But the "Priazzo" was greater than anything ever created. It was a pizza baked on top of a pizza, with what inside? Yes, a pizza. That's three pizzas. And they were all baked. Awesome!
We Celebrate: Least Inspiring Bible Verses..Genesis 3:19
"In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return."
Rick Steves Accidentally Enlists in French Foreign Legion
You'd think if you are Rick Steves, host of "Rick Steves' Europe", that you'd be able to get around Europe without accidentally signing up for the French Foreign Legion. Not so. The poor bastard was headed to Bruges, Belgium but ended up enlisting in Légion étrangère.
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Thursday, September 12, 2013
Diana Nyad's Shocking Admission
Diana
Nyad, while addressing the controversy about her recent swim from Florida to
Cuba, made a shocking admission:“ I can’t fucking swim. Not a stroke. I’m
afraid of being in the bathtub. If I could swim, would I swim from Florida to
Cuba? Hell, no, what am I, stupid? So, you all happy now?” Nyad made this
admission at a press conference in front of a pool of reporters. Pool of
reporters? Get it? Nice!
Tuesday, September 3, 2013
Da National Football League, Bitches
Here are this year's NFL picks...NFC..Cowboys, Packers, Saints, Falcons, 49ers, Seahawks...AFC..Patriots, Dolphins, Ravens, Bengals, Texans, Broncos. SB.. Ravens over 49ers.
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Orioles Announce Renovations to OPACY
The Baltimore Orioles announce
today plans to erect a model of constructivist architect Vladmir Tatlin’s Monument
to the Third International, the ‘Tatlin Tower’, on the outfield concourse of
Orioles Park at Camden Yards in time for the 2014 season. Cool!
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