Orioles Announce Renovations to OPACY

The Baltimore Orioles announce today plans to erect a model of constructivist architect Vladmir Tatlin’s Monument to the Third International, the ‘Tatlin Tower’, on the outfield concourse of Orioles Park at Camden Yards in time for the 2014 season. Cool!

Rick Steves Gets Lost in Cleveland

Rick Steves, host of the popular PBS program “Rick Steves’ Europe” was recently seen muttering to himself and cursing in frustration while inside the Cleveland, Ohio, Greyhound bus terminal.  Onlookers were dismayed to see Steves becoming confused at the ticket counter, utterly and hopelessly turned around, and clueless as to what to do or whom to go to for assistance.  Steves was last seen trying (and failing) to hail down a taxi cab on Chester Avenue.

MLB Joke of The Week

Why were the Orioles too intimidated to ask the Atlanta Braves out on a date? They were afraid that the Braves were out of their league!

Big "Mad Men" News

Season 7 of "Mad Men" has some big surprises in store, but none bigger than this bit of inside info that we have obtained: a new character will be introduced. He will be a mysterious stranger who drifts into town and opens a bar/ club. His name will be "Mr. Man." He will be central to all the story lines. So, be on the look-out for "Mr. Man". But remember- you didn't hear it here.

Minor League Player has Cup of Coffee with Orioles

Scott Phree, a utility infielder for the Oriole's Double AA team Bowie Baysox, stopped by the team's office on Eutaw Street today and enjoyed himself a heaping cup of fresh hot coffee.