east coast club: January 2012

Sunday, January 15, 2012

NFL Joke of The Week Broncos

If God answers all prayers, why did the Broncos only finish 9-9? Because sometimes the answer is "Eh."

NFL Joke of The Week Saints

Why did the New Orleans Saints play as if they were high against the 49ers? Because they were playing on Grass!

Friday, January 13, 2012

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

George Lucas, creator of Star Wars, said today that he had trouble getting his new movie Red Tails made because no Hollywood studio wanted to fund a film with an all-black cast. Okay, so he was able to make six movies with Wookiees, Womp Rats, Bothans, whatever Yoda and Jabba the Hut were, but can't get the green light to do a film about black World War II fighter pilots?? Nice.....

Asdis Ran

Þetta er Ásdís Rán einn af fegurstu konur á Íslandi. Ég vona að landið er að verða betri efnahagslega vegna þess að ég myndi viss eins og að heimsækja einn daginn.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Baltimore's Babe Ruth Babe Museum

They say that at times Baltimore can take things too far. Perhaps 'they' are right in this one instance. Not satisfied with having the Babe Ruth Museum, Baltimore is now opening up the Babe Ruth Babe Museum. It is a museum which houses a collection of photos and memorabilia of all the honeys that the so-called Sultan of Swat was known to "associate" with. As everyone except for Mrs. Ruth knew, the Babe put them away like there was no tomorrow. Now we have a paean to this aspect of the Babe's career, just a long fly ball away from Camden Yards.

Woman from Past Makes eerie Predictions

In 1900, Helga Olga, the world's most miserly woman, published some predictions for what life would be like in 2011. While its often tempting to view these kinds of 'retro predictions' as whimsical, we must admit that Helga wasn't so terribly off with her predictions:

"In 2011 the US will have a black President, people will talk on things called 'smartphone', there will be 'hybrid cars' and Hi-definition television. There will be something called the 'internet'- a system of communicating through digital means....". Interesting.

Cruel Hoax Uncovered 'Nuff Said

Hoaxter

All Fake

This poor child in Maryland learned today the frightening truth that Super-heroes, including Spider-Man, Iron-Man, Hulk, and Thor, are all made up by someone, that they don't exists, that they are, in fact, the figment of Stan Lee's fertile imagination. Sad.

Another NFL Joke

Why did the New England Patriots make a silent black-and-white film about a parasitic insect? They were doing a 'flea flicker'!

Natalia Avelon

Hej wszystko, co ludzie o to całkiem polska pani Natalia Avelon nazwie. Co sądzisz o tym blogu? Jeśli blogma coś ten miły musi warto więc sprawdź.

Dr Oz finds cure for mysterious ailment

Dr. Oz reported on his program today that a mysterious ailment has been seen sweeping through the nation. "Cephalagia" or, simply, 'headache', is described by the doctor as pain anywhere in the head or neck. These symptoms have been reported affecting all segments of society and people with all level of health conditions. Dr. Oz has recommended use of a cold compress placed on the forehead or the taking of two pills called "aspirin".

Newt Gingrich Mad

Boy, Newt Gingrich sure is mad. You think he was mad before, but now he is one pissed-off politician. You don't want the Grandpa of Perdition to be mad at you. He heard Romney won by 8 votes and he thought they were saying that Gingrich 'ate' votes. Ouch, he is burning with rage now. If he were Bruce Banner, he'd have turned into 3 Hulks by now. Someone saw Gingrich sitting on his desk chair in his office and he had squeezed the arm-chair almost in two with his knuckles white as snow, so intense was his anger. Bottom line: Newt Gingrich is angry.