Happy New Year

UPDATE: Dr Oz gives up on Pop 'Ems, likes McDonald's Iced-tea Now

From Dr Oz: " I ran out of Pop 'Ems. Damn. Anyway, Pop 'Ems bad for you, cause cancer. For a tasty treat, I say go for a nice McDonald's Iced-tea. Now that's scrumptious." Thanks Doc!

Dr OZ says yummy to delicious Treat!

Dr Oz has found himself a new passion, a treat called “Pop ‘Ems.” The good Dr. said, “Damn, I love these little glazed treats. Are you kidding me? They are like little slices of epicurean delight. Broccoli is nice and all but give me a ‘Pop ‘Em’ any day of the week. Where can I get more ‘Pop ‘Ems’?” Amen, Dr.

Incredible Technology!

Technology is amazing! For 2012, let’s pause to think how spectacular it is that we live in an age when you can listen to music anywhere you go on a small electronic device, that you can watch 3-D films in theaters, and that you can sit in your home and view images beamed in from around the world! Did we ever think this day would come?? Not me.

Sisi Azhin

سلام ، من امیدوارم که همه شما می خواهم این اینجا مدل، ببخشید در مورد تمام عکس دختر، اما من نمی تونم صفحه نمایش هیچ راه دیگری است

NFL Joke of The Week Bengals

Why do the Bengals have the most integrity in the league? Because they never sell out!

Spirits West

Spirits Wests Country Club, located on none other than Wilkens Avenue in beautiful Baltimore, MD brags that there are more laughs in this club than anyplace else in Baltimore. You can tell they have a good sense of humor by the fact that they call themselves a 'country club' yet are located in a neighborhood nicknamed 'pig town'. Just kidding. Actually, I found this bar/ club to be an enchanting delight and you would be a fool, and damned one at that, to not give this place a try. 

Ravens vs Bengals

The Ravens should be able to beat the Bengals this week. After all, it's not like the Bengals have any superpowers or anything. Oh, wait....

Shakespeare and Football

Why did William Shakespeare yell out "Hamlet" and "King Lear" at the football game? He was calling his own plays!

Laetita Casta

Salut à tous, vous les Français. Voici une photo de Laetitia Casta, un véritable modèle agréable. Merci denous avoir aidé à notre indépendance. S'il vous plaît n'hésitez pas à profiter de ce blog.

Haifa Wehbe

هنا مغنية مشهورة ونموذج من جزء آخر من العالم.

Elsa Hoszk

Här är en bild av en svenska modellen som ett sätt att få svenska folket att kolla in bloggen och uppsidvisningar. God Jul Sverige.

What the..??

I turned on the television to watch NFL football this Sunday afternoon and the picture here is what I saw. Did I fall into some kind of dream where I was going to be visited by three ghosts of NFL present, past, and future and this was some kind of post-apocalyptic world where the NFL was being replaced by motor crossing because of my wrong-doings? Then I remembered that the games were all on yesterday and all was right in the world. I knew good things were coming my way after seeing the Baby Jesus last night!

Christmas In Bethlehem

Bethlehem, West Bank was packed this Christmas as tens of thousands of tourists flocked to the city. Unfortunately, many had to get rooms out of town, as there were no rooms at any of the local inns. 

Christmas Secrets!

While everyone loves the Bing Crosby/ David Bowie little Drummer Boy/ Peace on Earth Christmas song, many don’t know the behind-the-scenes story. Bing was never told that Bowie would be breaking in the song with the “Peace on Earth” add-on and went to his grave hating Bowie as the “bastard who so rudely interrupted me”. 

St Peter and Paul Basilica Cathedral in Philadelphia

Hey I went to the Midnight Mass at Philadelphia's St Peter and St Paul Basilica Cathedral tonight. It was awesome. And, yes, I did see the Baby Jesus.

MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL

Law and Order: SVU Mystery Explained

Audiences were confused during the airing of last night's episode of the NBC hit Law and Order SVU when the show depicted Detectives Benson and Munch walking around a Target for an hour looking for sales on linen. Producer Dick Wolf was able to explain the unusual plot: instead of ripping the story idea from today's headlines, the writers had accidentally ripped the story from today's coupon insert. 

NFL commissioner bumps head, refuses treatment

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell was cleaning his desk today right before the office Christmas party when he accidentally bumped his head on a shelf. Office aides attempted to talk Goodell into going to see a doctor when Goodell started to complain of being dizzy and suffering nauseousness and especially when he began to refer to his printer as "Bobby". Goodell refused any treatment and said he thought everyone was "overreacting and making a big deal out of nothing. Why are all these decorations up in the lobby?"

Shemp's Sad Secret

Were you like me and cracked up every time Shemp did his funny "mee mee mee" snore? Well, no laughing matter after all. Turns out he had Human African trypanosomiasis. 


Human African trypanosomiasis, also known as sleeping sickness is a parasitic diseasetransmitted by the bite of the 'Glossina' insect, commonly known as the tsetse fly. 

NFL Joke of The Week

What did the guy who fixes stuff in an apartment building call the container from which he eats his cereal? The Super' Bowl! (as in the Superintendent!) 

Vast Majority of World Population Apologizes to Kardashians

An overwhelming percentage of humans on planet earth have decided to ease up on all the put-downs of the Kardashians due to realizing that that they, like the Kardashian's, have no "discernible talent". We're sorry, ladies!

"Geezer" Bandit

The FBI has announced that the "Geezer" Bandit "may not be as old as he appears." Aw, way to go FBI, that's the way to make a bandit feel better!

Sarah Palin and White Castle Update

Didya know that Sarah Palin had corrective eye surgery and only wears glasses to "appear smarter"? Working against her appearing smarter?...everything else. Didya also know that "White Castle" is considering adding beer to its menu? Now, dats some kind of smart.

A Very Arbutus Christmas

Some scenes from good old Arbutus, Maryland! Merry Christmas, Hon!

Gloria in excelsis Deo..Steelers Lose

The Steelers lose to the 49ers! Yay! This gives the Ravens a chance to win the divsion! What an 'epic fail’ for the Steelers! Also an 'epic fail'? Using the words 'gloria in excelsis deo' to describe a Monday Night Football result! Crazy!

Original Pilot for "2 and 1/2 Men" Discovered

The original, never-before-aired pilot episode of 2 and 1/2 Men has been unearthed. Set in 19th-century Europe, Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer play two traveling brother magicians who accidentally saw a volunteer from the audience into two pieces when a illusion goes horribly awry. The brothers adopt the top half of the man and bring him along on their travels. A grotesque yet hilarious sexual situation ensues when the two brothers get into a fight as to whether the tone of the show is "Bergman-esque" or "Fellini-esque".